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Welcome to the GameWyrd archives. This section is a special look back into the history of Geek Native, as GameWyrd was the original site that started it all. As one of the first TTRPG review sites online, its content represents a foundational piece of both our own story and the broader history of tabletop gaming culture.

Here you can explore the preserved content from that pioneering era, sorted into its original sections. Delve into the historic discussions in Echoes, read the final thoughts in Famous Last Words, uncover lost gems in The Lost Archives, look back at the quirky Weird Awards, and browse through the classic Wyrd Reviews that started our journey.

Famous Last Words 2/15: That’s only a statue

April 6, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This is the second collection of Famous Last Words from GameWyrd. It’s a sample of some of the more popular contributions from over 1,200 submissions. The original list would let registered Wyrdlings vote on which famous last words they thought were the best. We’ve not been able to bring that function over to Geek Native […]

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Famous Last Words 1/15: I poke the body

April 5, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood 7 Comments

One of GameWyrd’s most popular section was “Famous Last Words”. There were over 1200 user submitted contributions and thousands votes for people’s favourites.The ran the range from sci-fi to fantasy, from real to urban myth and most of them funny. This page contains GameWyrd’s most popular Famous Last Words. You’re also welcome to submit new […]

Filed Under: Famous Last Words Tagged With: GameWyrd, rpg

Music for roleplaying

March 28, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood 3 Comments

I wish “Music for Roleplaying” had been one of the first sections I added to GameWyrd as perhaps it would have had a higher profile and been more successful. I still think the internet would benefit from a music database/recommendation service for gamers and scenes. Lately sites like Last.fm and Spotify have helped though. Last.fm […]

Filed Under: Music, The Lost Archives Tagged With: GameWyrd, rpg

The Friendly Face of Fear

March 21, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

Oh my gwad. This is an original article from 2001 back when I was exploring the possibility of writing editorial dialog for web sites. I paid no attention to the writing. It was all about the HTML construct and whether the concept worked. The Friendly Face of Fear “The Friendly Face of Fear” comes in […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: GameWyrd, rpg

Practical Wisdom by Fell Coldwyn

March 21, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This article was submitted to GameWyrd by Wyrdling Fell Coldwyn. I was very happy to make a page just for it. Practical Wisdom I’ve played various RPG’s for six years now, which isn’t long by most standards. Still, it’s long enough to notice something: namely, that a character’s Wisdom score, in all its variations, has […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: rpg

Index to Sharn, City of Towers

February 14, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This index was submitted to GameWyrd by the writer Jason Tondro (aka 7th son). The original had a very flaky JavaScript search function written by yours truly. To search the index today; I recommend Ctrl+F. Name: Last name is given first, even in the case of cultures which list a family name first and given […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: Dungeons & Dragons, Eberron, Jason Tondro, rpg

Gamer humour | The Newbie and the Ranger

February 14, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This joke was always bad… and it’s even worse out of context. The whole point is that the Ranger class in one addition of D&D lacked focus – at least, some would argue it did. There’s no point in bringing this over from GameWyrd except to prove that I tried to save as much as […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: humour, rpg

How Stupid Do You Think I Am?

February 14, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

Are you stupid? Is your current PC stupid? No. Thought not. Let’s have your expert advice on these then: Adventurer bait – often pinned to notice boards in taverns. Annoying spam – often arriving as unsolicited email. Adventurer bait Dear friend, My name is LOI ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH ESTRADA, the former President of […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: humour

Sapphire College for Elf Maidens

February 14, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

In response to the Book of Erotic Fantasy Wizards of the Coast updated the rules and regulations around the use of the d20 logo. Needless to say; GameWyrd set out to break them! “At Sapphire College sexy elf maidens frequently engage in wanton bathroom activity! They do so twice a day!” Apriale Raytho’lor: female elf; […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: d20, rpg, wizards of the coast

Gamer humour | Cool… not cool

February 13, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This is list from GameWyrd’s Lost Archives. It’s a user generated list of cool/not cool pairs from the world of gaming. Cool: Sparkling dice. Not Cool: Exploding dice. Cool: Describing the spray of blood when your party’s fighter kills an orc. Not Cool: Throwing a balloon filled with pigs blood at the player whose fighter […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: humour, rpg

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