Are you stupid? Is your current PC stupid? No. Thought not.
Let’s have your expert advice on these then:
- Adventurer bait – often pinned to notice boards in taverns.
- Annoying spam – often arriving as unsolicited email.
My name is LOI ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH ESTRADA, the former President of Philippines located in the South East Asia.
My husband was recently impeached from office by a backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate.
My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death sentence. The present government is forcing my husband out of Manila to avoid demonstration by his supporters.
During my husband’s regime as president of Philippine,
I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my children’s future on real estate and industrial production. My husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for now.
before my husband was impeached, I secretly siphoned the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United states dollars) out of Philippines and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means.
I am contacting you because I want you to go to the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country.
I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of the total money you will take for your assistance.
When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important.
For now, let all our communication is by e-mail because my line are right now connected to the Philippines Telecommunication Network services. Please also send me your telephone and fax number.
I will ask my son contact you to give you more details on after i have received a responce from you.
Thank you and God bless you and family.
MRS LOI ESTRADA
Elos Ilstrada, major of the town of Illipine, is seeking a group of experienced and educated adventurers.
The town’s annual tribute to Ythei the Goddess of Vengeance and Protection has been taken by force from the Temple. A cleric of Ythei was slain in the assault and several wounded. The assailants were clearly barbarian tribe folk from the Undying Plains.
The major and the town folk desperately seek goodly heroes who will be able to venture over the Broken Neck Mountains and to the Undying Plains. The assault on the Temple was keenly timed since a Paladin of Ythei passed through Illipine only a few months ago and left a significant booty of gold for the annual tribute to the Goddess. The town cannot afford to pay a finder’s fee for the returned tribute but divination has shown that anyone who collects and returns the standard tribute will be able to keep the Paladin’s extra for themselves and keep it with the Goddess’s blessings.
There are several smiths and equipment stores in Illipine who will be able to help equip adventures undergoing this mission at a cut prize. We do this out of goodness and to aid the adventurers who answer Ythei’s call. In order to ensure that the Goddess’ tribute is met we are looking for adventurers who can donate enough of their own funds to cover the tribute before departing but this sum will be refunded once the missing donation is returned.