That’s right. Today’s a business travel day and so out of respect to all Geek Native readers (both of you!) I’ve dug deep into the uncredited archives and come up with… … pictures of food! Pictures of food monsters! I’ve no idea what their AC is but I bet it’s not that high.
Nom, nom, nom – the most comfortable way to be eaten by a shark
I think I have a solution to bed time fears. If your little one is worried they’ll be eaten in the night by a monster then why not have feed them to a giant shark? Okay. Who am I kidding? This isn’t a valid idea for anyone’s kiddies. No. This isn’t for kids. This is […]
Is the Star Wars Asteroid monster a space slug or oven mitt?
It’s one of the most famous scenes in Star Wars. In The Empire Strikes Back the Millennium Falcon is hiding from the Empire in an asteroid field. The ship flies into a giant crater – only to have to fly out quickly when it turns out they’ve flown into the mouth of a giant monster. […]
D&D for Kids: Cute monsters but disappointing reach?
This isn’t a full play test as I’ve not had a bunch of kids play through The Heroes of Hesiod for me. I can’t think of much worse than mixing the escapism of my roleplaying with the real world horrors of kids. Of course, loads of gamers have happy and busy families. It makes sense […]
Rancor as the raincor
The Rancor monster has a legion of fans and rightly so. It helps ensure that Return of the Jedi gets off to an absolutely cracking start. One of the advantages of living in the pit is that you’re protected from the weather. The Rancor monster doesn’t normally have to worry about the rain. What happens […]
FUNimation acquires Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl
Gore-fest directors Naoyuki Tomomatsu and Yoshihiro Tomomatsu are behind the live action anime-style Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl that FUNimation acquired the rights to today. The film premiered last year at the NY Asian Film Festival and won the Audience Award. It has since travelled all the way to the Toronto After Dark Film Fetival […]
Oh No Doom! – Keith Noordzy’s Gods and Monsters
We have a geek alignment. Just a few weeks ago Geek Native sampled some of the impressive art from Oh No Doom!’s A Healthy Dosage of Restlessness. I’ve been tracking Keith Noordzy’s blog ever since some of his Skeletor art caught wide spread geek attention. You can imagine what’s about to happen. That’s right. Noordzy […]
Bunny eating muppet sings “Stand By Me”
It’s Easter and therefore no better time for Big Mean Carl to go boffing bunnies – or are they moshi monsters? This cover “Stand By Me” by Ben E. King isn’t the usual flavour of the song but certainly worth a watch. What do you think Big Mean Carl’s armour class is?
Monster Hunter Tri trailer, Wii speak and European servers
Monster Hunter Tri (MH3) hits European Wii’s on April 23rd. It’s the first time the franchise has made it to the popular household console. It’s significant because the game will be fully Wii Speak compatible which means you’ll be able to play the game with up to three friends online. The Wii’s always needed more […]
New Godzilla movie to escape Monster Island
I’ve mixed feelings about the first attempt to make a Hollywood version of the Toho classic. It was good because it was a Godzilla movie. It was bad because it didn’t really feel like a Godzilla movie. However; it made hundreds of millions – so it didn’t burn the chances of there being another. Now, […]
