In 1986 heavy metal band Metallica released their album Master of Puppets on which was the track The Thing That Should Not Be. It was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos.
Today, care of Amazon, we have a new candidate for the Thing That Should Not Be, and it is a Thanos bikini.
Thanos bikini
The description of this swimsuit calls it a tankini. I’m not sure that’s right but the alliteration of ‘Thanos tankini’ makes it sound even weirder. A Thankini?
Mind you, the same product description says;
And It’s High Cut Style Make You Look Slim, Sexy And Unique
It’ll absolutely make you look unique. Good luck with looking sexy.
Thanos one piece
Imagine if the bikini sells out…
Don’t worry, there’s a Thanos one piece.
[I’ll believe it when I see it]
You might be interested to know that the hardworking description writer for this particular swimsuit uses the phrase “Sexy but modest and elegant” for the one piece. Actually, they wrote in title case again, and this blogger felt the need to tone it down slightly.
If you plan on buying either one of these two mad titan swimsuits, please let us know why in the comments. Or, if you’re feeling brave, but not that brave, why not teleport to a random post we’ve tagged with fashion and see how it compares to this!
Via Geeks are Sexy.
Support it 100%!!! Love the Look!! Sexy as Hell!!! My Girlfriend love’s it!!! Happy Days are Here Again!!! Good Luck!!!
We’ll put you and your girlfriend down as fans then! :) Thanks John!
I don’t think I’ll ever look sexier for my man than when I’ve just gotten out of the water, soaking wet with my thanos bikini on. Those are currently unavailable on amazon…. disappointing.
The phrase “eyes would be on you” would be true, in an entirely different way than usual, if you got out the water like that in a thanos bikini.