In 1986 heavy metal band Metallica released their album Master of Puppets on which was the track The Thing That Should Not Be. It was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos.
Today, care of Amazon, we have a new candidate for the Thing That Should Not Be, and it is a Thanos bikini.
The description of this swimsuit calls it a tankini. I’m not sure that’s right but the alliteration of ‘Thanos tankini’ makes it sound even weirder. A Thankini?
Mind you, the same product description says;
And It’s High Cut Style Make You Look Slim, Sexy And Unique
It’ll absolutely make you look unique. Good luck with looking sexy.
Thanos one piece
Imagine if the bikini sells out…
Don’t worry, there’s a Thanos one piece.
You might be interested to know that the hardworking description writer for this particular swimsuit uses the phrase “Sexy but modest and elegant” for the one piece. Actually, they wrote in title case again, and this blogger felt the need to tone it down slightly.
If you plan on buying either one of these two mad titan swimsuits, please let us know why in the comments. Or, if you’re feeling brave, but not that brave, why not teleport to a random post we’ve tagged with fashion and see how it compares to this!
Via Geeks are Sexy.