Imgur user Mitchael Cthulhu has created Kartoffelkrieg. It’s a game in which mechanized potatoes fight each other.
Writing on the image sharing site, Mitchael Cthulhu notes;
Sometimes a joke gets out of hand you know?
The full rules and temples are free to download from Imgur.
If you wanted to actually play this thing you would need a measuring tape, some potatoes, a four sided dice, an eight sided dice, all the little pieces and rarest of all, some friends. My wife says I shouldn’t make the units inches if it has a German name. To that I say “pfffffffft”. I actually think inches are a good unit for any nerdy tabletop type thing.