Christmas gift idea for an evil GM

Are you caught between having an evil GM while also needing to pick up a Christmas or holiday gift for them? What about this?

“Ignore my browser history! I’m a Gamemaster not a murderer”

Not a phrase you’ve heard before? I bet it’s been on the tip of a few GM’s lips over the last year. I was Googling which poisons left no trace for plot reasons. I was searching for assassination techniques for the story.

This particular design is available from the Geek Native store on RedBubble and works well as a mug.

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As an alternative, what about What part of, “Take 8d6 sharp + 1d4 unholy damage, Con Save to half and +1d6San point loss” don’t you understand? as a GM gift?