Never nag a geek into babysitting

If you nag a friendly geek into babysitting then you may have made a mistake. The first thing you should do is check any gifts they may have given you in recent weeks. Check for hauntings. Check for any sign of the 16th-century occult lord Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf.

Failure means you’ll get send pictures like this. You’ve been warned.