Is it funny when they die? Roleplayers’ famous last words

“What a useless scroll. It just says HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again…”

“Hey you! Bitch queen of the spiders!”

These comic strips are from Geek Native’s 10 week long famous last words Friday. These quotes come from the famous last words archive from GameWyrd which dates back to 2003 and a user generated list.

Do you have a better famous last words quote from an RPG?

“Oh don’t worry – the poisonous ones have orange stripes”

“I wonder what would happen if I poked him…”

“I know an illusion when I see one”

“I didn’t ask how big the room was, I said cast fireball”

“Stormtroopers can’t hit a wampa at this dist…”

“Actually chainsaws make fairly clumsy weapons”

“When I said ‘death’ before ‘dishonor’ I meant alphabetically”

“Dude, your sister’s hot!”