The first aww is because this deadly warrior is so cute. This mechanical killer is perfect for cuddling and playing with. That’s right; you will soon be able to buy your very own 14.5″ Portal 2 turret.
The second aww is because you’re unlikely to get this for Christmas (that the shopping season). Think Geek are predicting they’ll get these talking machine guns in until the 18th.
The turret detects motion – and should it do so it’ll respond with one of the following quotes; “Target acquired”, “There you are”, “I see you”, “Preparing to dispense product” and “Activated”.
Should you be mean enough to knock your helpless turret over it’ll say one of the following; “Critical error”, “Shutting down”, “I don’t hate you”, “Hey, hey, hey” or “Malfunctioning”.
Finally, if you manage to evade your turret then it’ll chime in with; “Good bye”, “Are you still there” or “Target lost”.