Here in the UK, we’ve Father’s Day in June and, importantly, Mother’s Day on the 30th. I’m beginning this discovery post by thinking of gift-giving occasions because that’s what these customisable beer glasses are intended for.
You have a loading bar and can pick a heading and a sub-heading. Firebox, the geeky gift site I found them on, goes with “Dad Joke” and “Loading…”

I have some alternative suggestions.
What about;
- “Hit Points” “… vanishing”
- “Mana” “Replenishing…”
- “Buff” “Activating…”
- “Inventory” “Consuming…”
- “Quest” “Progressing…”
- “Cooldown” “Ending…”
- “Defense” “Reinforcing…”
- “Happiness” “Increasing…”
- “Patch” “Applying…”
- “DLC” “Activating…”
- “Respawn” “In Progress…”
- “Shields” “Holding…”
There are two glass sizes, both with handles, one at 370ml and a larger at 580ml. You get one with your purchase.
I can’t quite find the joke here about me drinking and getting more and more error-prone while I blog but I know it’s there somewhere!
P.S. If you are looking for Mother’s Day gifts, then there is a dedicated section. In it you’ll find this personalised felt tote, which could almost do the same gag.
Quick Links
- Personalised Beer Glass.