Earlier this week, Geek Native covered Mike Lafferty’s Cocaine Owlbear RPG.
It’s not a spoof; you can buy it for beer money from Itch or DriveThruRPG. You can also now buy it as a t-shirt in many sizes and colours from TeePublic.
[Trip to TeePublic]
Artist Jacob Blackmon has put their design up on the site, defaulting to a dramatic black background with an appropriately white owlbear picture with ‘Cocaine Owlbear’ in white and D&D-toned red below.
The owlbear is a creature from the monster manuals of Dungeons & Dragons. Recently, there was a stir in the community when Honour Among Thieves, the D&D movie, had a druid character turn into an owlbear. In the current rules, druids cannot (unless it’s cool to do so) manage such a feat. Owlbears, despite their cute name, are too powerful for that.
And the drugs? Where does the cocaine come from? In this case, Mike and Jacob likely got the idea from the recent Cocaine Bear film. That’s, I believe, based on a true story!
Quick Links
- Cocaine Owlbear t-shirt: TeePublic
- Cocaine Owlbear RPG: Itch | DriveThruRPG.
What do you think? Measured observations are welcome and you can leave them in the comment section below.
