Take 80d4 piercing damage in your shower

Bugbear Bubbles is the home of Gelatinous Cube soap. They put dice in soap and sell the resulting squares to gamers.

Usually, you end up with cubes that look as cool as this with bits of bone and dice to unlock by washing.

Now, though, what about those d4s? Surely you could embed one or two of those pointy devils into a square of soap?

You can! In fact, Bugbear Bubbles have managed to fit…. 80 or so! So, now’s the time to encounter those sharp caltrop ends as unwelcome stabbing sensations while you’re trying to shower.

The soap is real, but the product is not! Bugbear Bubbles actually made this for a light-hearted and softly scented April Fool’s joke.