Okay, I admit it. Geek Native seems to have a fashion thing for the chompy villains of Mario’s dangerous world. Did you know they’ve some of the most established baddies? Appearing first in World 1-2 of Super Mario Bros?
Now you can buy these piranha plants from Aramomo’s Amazon store. They’re 11.4″ by 5.5″ by 3.1″, and Aramomo suggests that will fit both men and women.
The plants are 100% cotton and unlikely actually to nibble on your toes. Sorry.
The slippers also come with a plushy green pipe for them to live in while they’re not in use protecting the souls of your feet from Lego bricks and stray d4s.
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