British tabloid The Daily Star has found itself a story that’s bound to catch geek attention, scorn, debate, humour and perhaps even hope!
Amanda Flowers fell off her Wii Fit board and, as a result now suffers from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. Her doctor says a damaged nerve is to blame.
Amanda now needs sex 10 times a day in order to calm down. Almost anything can set her off; the slightest vibration, for example, such as a mobile phone or food processors.
She works in catering. I bet she encounters quite a lot of food processors at work.
No one reading this post should feel encouraged to push their other half off their Wii Fit board. Amanda, by the way, is single.
Here’s the quote she wisely gave The Daily Star.
“With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
