I wanted to test the marketplace of the improbable theory to destruction, so fired up my browser and set out to search Etsy for a suitably Halloween themed oxymoron. The search for cute evil began … and finished in the land of plushie.
Here’s the improbable evil that I found.
Evil clown plushie
Check out Saint Angel’s evil clown plushie. It ships worldwide from Etsy.
Satan bunny plushie
Dr Franken Becky, based in the UK, has a collection of weird plushies for sale. This Satan bunny ships from the UK.
Daemon teddy bear plushie
House of Curios’ supply of evil-possessed plushies are selling out. At the time of writing there’s only 1 of this daemon teddys left.
Halloween spider plushie
Where Andreavida’s Halloween spider goes on your fright scale will very much depend on what you make of spiders! This one happens to be wearing a sock. You can check out the details here.
Sin blossom pony plushie
This pony isn’t as cute as some cartoon ponies! Made by Shamon Soul Studios this particular plushie of evil ships worldwide from the States and the store accepts Etsy gift cards. Tempted? Take a look here.
Tom Lucitor plushie
Three eyes might speak of enlightenment but those sharp teeth are a warning! Or if you’re a fan of the Disney XD show “Stars vs the Forces of Evil” this plushie might remind you of Tom Lucitor. Pop over to the store today and find out.
Have you found any cute but spooky plushies on Etsy? Let us know in the comments below!
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