Did you think you knew all Darth Vader’s powers? Perhaps you thought you’d see all the crazy Star Wars merch mad marketing minds could think up?
Think again. Darth Vader’s helmet head is also a toaster. It’ll cope with bread, waffles, muffins and even toaster pastries and on each it’ll gently toast the phrase “Star Wars” onto one side. Isn’t that what you want from a toaster?
This is officially licensed. Disney like this. There’s an adjustable thermostat, reheat, defrost, quick stop and darkside corruption buttons. Maybe.
Turns out “Darth Toaster” isn’t a Star Wars Battlestar Galactica mashup at all. It’s this.