Noticed this t-shirt by Strange Land tees on Etsy and thought to myself there are only two people who could ever say; “Someone Ate All My Cultists”.
The first is Cthulhu himself, the silly begger. No wonder he has the sads.
The other? Your evil GM, of course. GMs get to mourn the loss of cultists and give those crafty players a chance and they’d certainly get those robed minions eaten by something nasty.