If it’s the day before Valentine’s Day and you are here in search of a card, then you’re in luck because I recommend getting a delivery of a dessert or baked treat, keeping it in the fridge overnight, and it should be fresh enough tomorrow!
You can also download one of these Disney-themed punishingly cute Villaintines cards care of Fun.com to print out or send over a messaging app.
Scar Valentine’s Day card
![Be Prepared for the best Valentine's Day, I'm not "lion"](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204031/scar-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Yzma Valentine’s Day card
![Will you be my Valentine? Pull the Lever, yes or no! (not that lever!)](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204049/yzma-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Dr. Facilier Valentine’s Day card
![You have me on pins & needles](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204109/dr-facilier-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Prince John Valentine’s Day card
![You're guilty of Robin my heart!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204128/prince-john-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Ursula Valentine’s Day card
![I'm never an unfortunate soul with you around!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204148/ursula-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Maleficent Valentine’s Day card
![I'd be cursed without you!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204206/maleficent-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Queen of Hearts Valentine’s Day card
![Paint the town RED with me!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204228/queen-of-hearts-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Gaston Valentine’s Day card
![No One Loves Like Gaston!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204253/gaston-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Cruella Valentine’s Day card
![You drive me mad!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204317/cruella-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Evil Queen Valentine’s Day card
![Who's the luckiest of them all? Me, thank to you!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204341/evil-queen-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Captain Hook Valentine’s Day card
![I'm Hooked on you!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204358/captain-hook-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Hades Valentine’s Day card
![Hi how yo doin?](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204416/hades-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Jafar Valentine’s Day card
![I wish to be your Valentine!](https://images-geeknative-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/04204441/jafar-valentine.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&sharp=1&ssl=1)
Sweet geek Valentine’s Day messages
Would I also dare to suggest some sweet geeky pun messages for Valentine’s Day? Er, Villaintines? I would!
- “My love for you is stronger than the force of gravity.”
- “I am your one and only; my love algorithms prove it.”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue; I am the luckiest geek to have found you.”
- “My love for you is exponential.”
- “You have my heart and my wifi password.”
- “If love were a programming language, I’d choose you every time.”
- “Today is the perfect day to thank you for all the times you’ve helped me out of a tech pickle.”
- “You make my heart skip a beat and my mouse click.”
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