Well, the D&D merch bandwagon rolls on, and Truffle Shuffle has 100% official Dungeons & Dragons socks. 100% official and 2% elastane.
What’s the armour class for elastane anyway?
Here’s how the geeky retailer describe the branded toe coverings;
Get ready to level up with our Dungeons & Dragons socks, featuring three pairs with iconic graphics from the classic fantasy role-playing game.
There are two size options; S/M and L/XL, which isn’t uncommon for socks and much better than the frequent “one size fit all” lie that often accompanies these fluffy sole protectors.
The S/M means a UK size of 6 to 9 or an EU of 39-42, while the L/XL equates to the UK of 10 to 13 and EU 43 to 46.
Like kobolds, you don’t just get one set of D&D socks. You get three at once and in different styles. Rather than monsters for your ankles, the style decision has gone with the branded ampersand.
- Adult Dungeons & Dragons Socks. No. Really.
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