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Continuing the archive of independent Humour reporting (Archive Page 70).

How to construct your own gummy bear golems

April 30, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

Imagine the scene. You have a rather cool looking scalpel. You want to use your scalpel for something. Something safe! You also have a pack of gummy bears. What should you do? That’s right! You should engage, without delay, in a serious of gummy bear experiments in an attempt to create your own army of […]

Filed Under: Geek Stuff Tagged With: food, humour, pictures

Lego movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

April 28, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

Yes, that’s right. This week I’m busy in a series of events in London – and so welcome to the second of my pre-prepared Lego series. Today, on schedule, we’ve the lego movie clip for Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yup; it’s the Camelot scene. Yup; it’s so worth watching again!

Filed Under: Movies Tagged With: humour, lego, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Magic: The Gathering – Eyjafjallajökull prevents all creatures from flying

April 22, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood 1 Comment

Ha! Geek humour meets my working life style (one which involves a lot of flights – except this week in which ash from Eyjafjallajökull has stopped that). That’s right. This is an Eyjafjallajökull Magic: The Gathering Card. Can you spot the error? Surely a land card wouldn’t have any mana cost? Let me know if […]

Filed Under: Games Tagged With: humour, magic the gathering

Dancing Ewoks: Galactic Empire State of Mind

March 29, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

CollegeHumor knows that if you put Star Wars together with a pop song that they’ll have a hit. I have to say they do especially well to have the dancing ewoks and Wookie though. I’m also impressed that they’ve published the lyrics! I imagine the goal is to encourage cover versions. Where do you rate […]

Filed Under: Music Tagged With: humour, star wars

Building not found

March 5, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

The 404 error escaped the internet many years ago. We’ve seen it crop up during football matches, on giant TV screens and I’ve seen it on automated ads in the London Tube. What about this, though? This building has gone. I wonder if a 301 redirect would be wise. (Via Unplugged)

Filed Under: Geek Stuff Tagged With: humour

Gamer humour | The Newbie and the Ranger

February 14, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This joke was always bad… and it’s even worse out of context. The whole point is that the Ranger class in one addition of D&D lacked focus – at least, some would argue it did. There’s no point in bringing this over from GameWyrd except to prove that I tried to save as much as […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: humour, rpg

How Stupid Do You Think I Am?

February 14, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

Are you stupid? Is your current PC stupid? No. Thought not. Let’s have your expert advice on these then: Adventurer bait – often pinned to notice boards in taverns. Annoying spam – often arriving as unsolicited email. Adventurer bait Dear friend, My name is LOI ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH ESTRADA, the former President of […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: humour

Gamer humour | Cool… not cool

February 13, 2010 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This is list from GameWyrd’s Lost Archives. It’s a user generated list of cool/not cool pairs from the world of gaming. Cool: Sparkling dice. Not Cool: Exploding dice. Cool: Describing the spray of blood when your party’s fighter kills an orc. Not Cool: Throwing a balloon filled with pigs blood at the player whose fighter […]

Filed Under: The Lost Archives Tagged With: humour, rpg

Geek gang signs

November 30, 2009 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

This image comes to us via My [confined] Space which means we don’t actually no where it was before that. It’s a sly idea – but some of these signs look a little complex to me! It is over sensitive to discuss whether the geek drawn here should have been black or not? There are […]

Filed Under: Geek Stuff Tagged With: humour

The designer you treat like shit has quit unexpectedly

November 24, 2009 by Andrew Girdwood 1 Comment

Hat tip to The High Definite for sharing with us what might be the best resignation letter ever penned! What do you think?

Filed Under: Geek Stuff Tagged With: humour

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