Adopt a Shoggoth

Is it Valentine’s Day? Again? Why not adopt a Shoggoth and name it after a particularly toxic ex?

Name Your Shoggoth

Summon the embodiment of your toxic ex. Keep it brief; Shoggoths have short attention spans.

Summon Entity

This is

NAME

Large aberration, chaotic toxic

Armour Class: 16 (Emotional Walls)
Hit Points: 136 (Fragile Ego)
Speed: 0 ft (Unwilling to change)

Gaslighting18 (+4)

Audacity14 (+2)

Empathy3 (-4)

Traits

Selective Memory. The Shoggoth automatically passes any saving throw regarding things it promised to do last week.

Actions

Dare to share this monstrosity?

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Our Shoggoth adoption program is intended as dark humour fun. Please, enjoy the cathartic release, but don’t be too mean!

If it is getting close to Valentine’s Day and you really should send something nice to your other half, then there’s always flowers! Bloom and Wild in the UK and 1-800 Flowers in the States. Alternatively, there are always unusual gifts.

Creative Commons art by Panko. Lovecraft was vile.