Adopt a Shoggoth

Is it Valentine’s Day? Again? Why not adopt a Shoggoth and name it after a particularly toxic ex?

Summon A Shoggoth

Turn your toxic ex into an eldritch horror this Valentine's Day. Enter their first name to generate a custom 5e monster stat block.

Summon Monster

This is

NAME

Large Aberration, Chaotic Toxic

Armour Class: 16 (Emotional Walls)
Hit Points: 136 (16d10 + 48 Fragile Ego)
Speed: 0 ft. (Completely unwilling to change)

Gaslighting 18 (+4)

Audacity 16 (+3)

Empathy 3 (-4)

Saving Throws: Shifting Blame +8, Selective Amnesia +7
Condition Immunities: Accountability, Sincere Apologies
Challenge: 10 (5,900 XP) — Not worth your time

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Dare to share this monstrosity with the world?

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Our Shoggoth adoption program is intended as dark humour fun. Please, enjoy the cathartic release, but don’t be too mean!

If it is getting close to Valentine’s Day and you really should send something nice to your other half, then there’s always flowers! Bloom and Wild in the UK and 1-800 Flowers in the States. Alternatively, there are always unusual gifts.

Creative Commons art by Panko. Lovecraft was vile.