Welcome to the fifth archive of Famous Last Words.
The original collection let people vote for the better ones which let the most awkward ones fell to the bottom. The top half of the list contained famous last words which people voted for again and again.
This selection contains famous last words that people rarely voted for – sometimes because they were new contributions and other times because they didn’t warrant any votes.
| Famous Last Words: | Contributor: |
| “That sure didn’t taste like a potion.” | my tomere |
| PC1: “What’s not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose isn’t nailed down.” PC2: “And if it’s about 7’4″ and standing less than 6 feet away?” |
sChi |
| NPC: Hello again
PC1: Oh man i though we killed your ugly ass last time! NPC: You did. |
Jimmylx |
| Nonsense! That guy on the wanted poster looks nothing like me, I’m much more handsome! | DoppleGanger |
| WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! | Pieh |
| pc1: You can’t shoot me in the back, think of the dishonor! No one will ever forget about how you shot your friend in the back!
pc2: Huh. I hate to say it, but you’re right. pc1: *breathes out* pc2: I guess I’ll have to lie about how I killed you. pc1: Wait! You can’t do tha… |
Benj |
| Guard(GM): “Someone has slain the Wizards on the outside of town! They bashed the woman and slit the man’s throat! Ninja(PC): “No! I cut his head off! |
Pieh |
| Look how small these footprints in this pile of dust are. It can’t be that powerfull. | Vincenzo |
| Hmm, what do you mean I’m dead | Bri |
| “I wanna strip to my underwear an run around screaming.” | Larz |
| ” Uh oh. “ | Lopik |
| “I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake.” | Donka the Donk |
| “Hey, you look like the guy I just killed in the other room!” | cmdrwhitewolf |
| Explain again why you decided cast fireball in a 10x10x10 foot room… | Pieh |
| Mage: I bet you aren’t powerful enough to get inside this bottle.
Genie: I bet you aren’t either. Mage: Sure I am (polymorphs into a mouse and crawls in). The genie then caps the bottle and throws it out of the towerwindow.. |
Rhaegar |
| To Swordmistress: Damn… You look so hot on that armor… | settin |
| PC1 to Orge:”What praytell, is that stick your pointing at me?”
Orge:”It’s my donut maker.” Pc1{laughing}:”So you going to kill me with donuts?” Orge:”No, Just put a big hole in.” {Ker-Blam!} Thief:”Holy sh**! The orge’s got a railgun! {cleric’s name}, Can you fix him?” Cleric: Not with a whole the size of my head in his chest.” |
cmdrwhitewolf |
| “When they’re eating you it’ll give me a chance to get away.” | Wyrdmaster |
| Just what do you mean that the fact she is an evil deamon goddess didn’t seem important enough to mention before hand!!! | Vincenzo |
| GM: “You see the samurai laying on the ground, in a crater.”
Me: “Does he look hurt?” GM: “Yes, he does.” Me: “That means there’s still a chance!” GM: “For what, you won’t be able to save him, your not a mage, do you even have first aid?” Me: ” Yes I have first aid.” GM: “So, what are you waiting for?” Me: “I am just going to break any bones that aren’t already goo…” Dave(the samurai): “Oh great, another failed first aid attemp?” Me:”No.” |
bringo |
| PC1 Kender:*picks up a staff* “Let me try to work this.”
PC3:*takes off running* PC4:*blindly follows PC3* PC1:*Uses (activate blindly)* DM:”You just broke the Staff of the Magi.” PC1 Kender:”whoops” PC3 and PC4:*already running away* PC1 and PC2*standing by to see how it works* PC4:*stops to ask PC3 why they are running* PC1 PC2 PC4:*vaporized* PC3:”Damned Kender.” |
Dim_The_Wise |
| “They can’t see me. I’m invisible!” | Donka the Donk |
| Bah! like to coalition woudl care about us enough to send a death squa…… | gregariousclaw |
| I Know the GM is cheating…. | Ylorea |
| PC: I Attack the darkness!
GM: Okay, the darkness is attacking back, and it’s catching you flat-footed because you’ve never seen darkness do that before. |
valavaern |
| *The Group is trapped in a sick deathmatch arena made from an old city*
GM: You enter a mall. What do you do? PC1: I look around for any people. PC1 gets a high roll. GM: It seems like no one is in here. PC1 without missing a beat screams to PC2: THERE’S NO ONE IN HERE! |
Weirdoforu |
| “Lvl 5 death”–??gave me enough exp to reach lvl 45!? | Zifnab |
| “Tell me again. You spread the rumour about my staff of miracles, why?” | Takamatsu |
| I should have listened to my mother! | killabunny |
| (After the party’s assassin has killed the annoying glory grabber in the night)
GM: the Fire elementals roar into camp Glory hound: I jump up! GM: No you dont! |
edwhitey |
| Throw down our weapons and surrender uh? You tell your master we’ll surrender when he comes in here and KISSES MY LILLY ELF ASS!!! | Nanteen |
| *Looks 16ft. up*
“Now he doesn’t look that tough to me” |
jakel |
| After following an enemy into a barn at night the party hears a noise up the staircase.
PC1: I draw my sword and head up the stairs PC2: I draw MY sword and follow… PC3: I draw both my swords. DM: PC3 what happened to the torch you were carrying? PC3: Uhhh…… PC1 and PC2: RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!! (Entire barn is leveled) |
Isobane |
| “Trust me. I know what I’m doing” | Donka the Donk |
| My name is Nodwick… | settin |
| DM: You see an orc with a strangly glowing club.
PC:So what it’s only an orc, I attack! |
Drake Utalrine |
| “Here’s the plan: You distract the vampire and I will sneak up behind it with a wooden stake.” | Losan |
| Ok, [desperate] I throw all of my rift grenades at it. | TrueMarik |
| Ok, I’ll walk up to the firedrake and cast burning hands. What do you mean, he does the same? | verpoolisch |
| PC1: It’s ok! I can kill a single Nightwalker, no problem!! I’m already level 6 aren’t I? *attack*
DM: The Nightwalker looks and you and laughs PC1: oh shit….. |
seshiribaka |
| Um… is this light supposed to be blinking? | Galactor |
| Blue dragons live in the desert, not temperate forests! It’s obviously an illusion! | Aubri |
| Ranger: What is the giant saying? If only I could speak his language I could apologize for waking him up. Fighter: I don’t know what he’s saying but he sure doesn’t LOOK happy. |
DoppleGanger |
| I open the dead rouge’s treasure chest… | Pieh |
| Long live the…! | jakel |
| Shaman: Here, now just gargle this potion in your mouth for a minute, but then you must spit it out. Do not swallow this.
Bard: As you say, wise one. [leans head back] (gargle, gargle, gargle,) [large spider lands on the Bard’s face] Bard: Gulp. |
DoppleGanger |
| “Oh, I’m sure it’s just a minor mischief demon.” | Starkat |
| (In the middle of the enchanted woods) – “What?!? Is it bad to eat a Pixie?” | Pieh |
| “Damn you’re ugly!”
-a pistol-wielding human, to a Dragon |
Ultimatum479 |
| “What do you mean trolls regenerate?” | Donka the Donk |
| ‘Was that a good ‘oops’ or a bad ‘oops’?” “Bad oops.” “Shit.” | Deflare |
| Halfling fighter/thief: I backstab the storm giant… | edwhitey |
| During a lunch break in a power plant:
Eric: I can barely breathe, smells like gas… Matt: Yeah, I’ll admit I busted a good one. If it bothers you that much I’ll just light up some incense here for you… |
DoppleGanger |
| Kendor- But thats my axe, my father gave it to me when I was three.
Pc- How old are you? Kendor- 2! |
jakel |
| PC1: Don’t worry, that’s not a lich, just a lil floating skull. I should put it in my backpack, looks like it’ll make a nice souveneir… | TopatoPotato |
| PC1: Hey, did you put up that monster repellent we bought?
PC2: Yeah, but I told you, there’s no monster around here, it’s just an old wives tale. PC1: Ok then, sorry I woke you up Monster: Hey! Could you two keep it down, I’m trying to sleep! |
Dante_Darklight |
| Hmm… I rolled a critical fumble trying to use this grenade… | Vincenzo |
| What do you mean the Amazon’s are coming…we can take a couple of PMSing bitches | Elowen |
| GM: The Daemon Lord retreats back into the firey pits of hell, leaving you the victor with your treasure.
Player: I follow him! GM: Fine! Hoards of demons attack you. You’re dead GM: It’s an illusion! |
Knightfall |
| What do you think happens if it gets its tablets back? | Vincenzo |
| I’m sure I’ll get it right in a minute | Syri Kalin |
| “I’ll chase them.” | JimmethKYC |
| ok I use mask of a thousand faces to impersonate the prince and call a blood hunt on the tremere primogen. | Gregimous |
| What do you mean the guy i just hit for 53 points was our contact to safely lead us out? | Fyrentinnimar |
| DM: You walk into what you think is Noah’s arch. Inside is a large stone pool with a small arch floating in the middle.
Vamp: I dip my hand in the pool. Demon: Right i’ll be outside if you need me. |
Wuffy |
| While reading it earlier I discovered that this book is called the Necronomicon. *Flips open book again* And…ooohh words… *Closes book* Anyway, like I was saying, let’s open it one more time! | [Lost] |
| Cool! Now I can kill them all!!! | Jaden-Kun |
| “Nah, the werewolf won’t be out tonight; full moon’s next week…” | rith |
| This is going to be much more difficult than we first thought. | St.Rogar |
| Player : I’m not familiar with this Rolemaster system stuff – is a critical hit from this schmock a bad thing ? | mildstone |
| I honestly didnt realize i was using weighted dice… | Pieh |
| “Hey look at me new armor! Huh? It won’t come off… and its getting tighter? I see where this is going…” | Pieh |
| “…well i cast True Seeing then. What a vamp- oh crap!” | Pieh |
| DM: Through the windows you can see that the streets are filled with fog. Suddenly you hear a heavy knocking on the door.
PC: (Absentmindedly)The door isn’t locked, just come in. |
Draconis |
| GM: You see Jim’s character running frantically for the life-pods.
PC1: What a coward. PC2: I go for the lifepods, too. PC1: What? Are you sure its that serious? PC2: Jim’s the Chief Engineer… |
Sage_Dyssan |
| DM: Are you sure you really want to scout the Troll forest alone, in the middle of the night, without a torch?
PC: Yes! |
Rhaegar |
| DM: The room is dominated by a large mirror heavily decorated with occult symbols. Instead of a reflection, you see shadows slowly swirling around.
Cleric: I break the evil-looking mirror with my mace! |
Rhaegar |
| Was it the red or yellow wire that disarmed the bomb? | Rhaegar |
| DM: You’r in the middle of of the ice bridge when a bunch of orcs charge twords you from behind
PC: I cast Fireball. |
ben mj |
| Dm allright you pull up to a nice wooden door with the picture of a demon on it.
Player 1: Let’s run in Player 2: What about the consequences Player 3: Screw the consequences we’ll think about them later… |
Xaknafein |
