UK retailer Firebox have a hit on their hands with these dinosaur candles. They keep selling out. At the time of writing; they’re back in stock!
They work as you’d suspect. The wax candle melts away to reveal a non-melty (porcelain) raptor. Once free the baby raptors run chaos throughout your kitchen, feasting on scraps until they’re large enough to hunt down the neighbour’s yippy dog. You know what happens next.
Firebox claim the raptors will imprint you as pack alpha. We’ll see.