Destroy your werewolf lover this Valentine’s Day with Unicorn Tears gin

Valentine’s Day is coming up. No, really, watch it closely as it’s a sneaky devil that will try and hide from you until it’s too late. Ambush! Don’t let it succeed this year.

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Unicorn Tears gin liqueur contains 100% edible pieces of silver. Unless, that is, you’re a werewolf and silver is a deadly toxin to you.

Think your partner might be a werewolf? Share some unicorn tears infused smoochies together and you’ll soon find out. Talk about red hot lips!

Sound messy? It might be. The drink is available from Firebox who warn that;

Many, many unicorns were harmed in the making of this beverage

What do you expect, huh? If you’re going to give your partner the delicious tears of unicorns for Valentine’s Day then you’ve got to torment a few unicorns. It’s romantic.

Alternatively, could this be the perfect drink for a session of Drinking Quest RPG?