Moves like Jabba! Dances like Leia?

Had enough with the great Lucas tinkering with Star Wars? You might not remember all these scenes from Return of the Jedi but fear not, this time it’s not Lucas but Break, having ago at re-working things. Yes, there’s a dancing slave Leia.

As it happens, this blogger can recall a previous Break video that featured a dancing slave Leia – Tonight I’m frakking you remains popular on the site with plenty of people searching for Alessandra Torresani pausing to watch the vid. This time around it’s Ashley Pitman as slave Leia and if you’re keen you can follow her on Google+.

Oh; there’s a Maroon 5 parody in here too!

Moves Like Jabba lyrics;

[Han Solo]
Oh! He’s Jabba the Hut
He’s a gangster
90% percent butt
High Blood Pressure
On this pleasure barge, he always lives large
with pig bodyguards

He never wears clothes
Cuz he’s baller
He puts on these shows
Girl’s wear collars
She danced for a bit
Got dropped in the pit
Now she’s rancor sh**
cause he rolls like this

Lick you with his tongue
On the trap door
Don’t get it on your face
He has cold sores

Move like Jabba
I’m eating food like Jabba
Wish I could mooooooove… like Jabba

No Jedi mind tricks can control him
The force bounces off his double chin

With them moves like Jabba
He’s got big boobs like Jabba
I gotta moooooooove… like Jabba

[Slave Lea]
My little bro, is a jedi knight
and you got my man stuck in carbonite
So fat and greedy
Prolly got diabetes
Like Willfred Brimly

So eat them frogs
Cuz this won’t end nice
Grab this chain, ooh Jabba, take your life

You put me in this slave outfit
My little bro will see this
Can’t believe we kissed
Ohhhhhh oh oh!
I think he liked it

[Han Solo]
His big slimy tongue
will seduce you
laugh like Salacious Crumb
when he shows you

All these moves like Jabba
I’m getting nude like Jabba
I gotta mooooooove… like Jabba

Goes to Space Buffets and eats it all
That’s why he’s got really high Cholesterol

With the moves like Jabba
We’ve got the moves like Jabba
I’ve got the moooooooves… like Jabba

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