I thought I’d dig up something suitable for Valentine’s Day. By “suitable” I mean a pretty young woman singing her heart out for a geek to talk nerdy to her.
Our singer is Lorraine from Girls Side Rules. she works as a writer/maverick in a media company in New York. That makes me think “advertising agency?”
Want the lyrics for ode to a geek? Girls Side Rules kindly provide.
Ode to a Geek
Geek boy you’re like Kryptonite
Take off your glasses for me tonight
I want to hold your webbed hand
Like Mary J. and Spiderman
Geek boy you are the best to meYour arms are strong like Han
I wouldn’t sleep inside a tauntaun
Your pale arms would keep me warm
Even in that big Hoth storm
You’re hotter than Dagobah to meFor you I’d stay up all night
Helping you and your guild fight
Should your avatar die by chance
I’ll resurrect you with my sexy elf dance
Because you’re more than WoW to me01101100011011110111011001100101
I’ll read your mood like Deanna Troi
Be my Riker be my boy
Don’t be gay like Mr. Sulu
I don’t know what I’d do
You must be Kirk cuz you’re set on stunning meDon’t have to do a million push ups
Just as long as you know A B A B up up
Don’t dance like Beyonce or J’Lo
But that’s ok cuz my angel plays Halo
Halo halo halo he plays HaloGeek boy you’re like Kryptonite
Take off your glasses for me tonight
I want to hold your webbed hand
Like Mary J. and Spiderman
Geek boy you are the best to me
