In one of the most genius bits of marketing I’ve seen in a while, Merchoid are selling an official Jurassic Park Barbasol replica thermal DRINK BOTTLE that’s available to pre-order right now.
The official description is just brilliant:
Officially licensed by Universal and Amblin, this creation is a hydration hero, keeping your drinks as chilled as a Velociraptor’s stare for 24 hours or as warm as a T-Rex’s breath for 12. With 380ml of capacity, it’s perfect for every explorer on the go, be it in a lab or on a trail. And don’t worry about spills; this bottle’s airtight lid is more secure than the park’s electric fences (and we all know how important that is).
The key features of this bottle include the following:
- Dino-Mighty Insulation: Keeps your drinks as cold as a cryogenic chamber in a dino lab for 24 hours, and as hot as a volcanic Isla Nublar for 12.
- Clever Girl Leak-Proof Design: Crafted with a leak-proof seal that’s more secure than a raptor pen – say goodbye to accidental spillage during your Jurassic escapades.
- Barbasol Brilliance: A spot-on replica of the iconic Barbasol can, minus the sticky dinosaur DNA situation. It’s Nedry-approved (without the corporate espionage, of course).
- Stainless Steel Strength: Made with 304 stainless steel – tough enough to withstand a triceratops charge and corrosion-resistant like it’s built by InGen.
- Portable Park Magic: With a handy 380ml capacity and an easy-to-carry design, it’s perfect for hydrating whether you’re fossil hunting or just binge-watching your favorite dino flicks.
Dude. I am soooooooo tempted to spend £18.99 on this (with free shipping). Apparently selling fast!
You can pre-order your own thermal Barbasol drink bottle right here.
What do you think of this fabulous piece of official Jurassic Park kit from Merchoid? Worth your while? Let me know in the comments?
