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What?
After two weeks of The 12 Masks of Halloween, we finish on an egg?
Yes! And I’ll tell you why; this mask is eggcelent.
This cracking costume is easy to transport, and while you can dress up as toast or a slice of bacon, you don’t need to. With this egg white and yoke combo, you can transform yourself at work into a gag costume. If you need to take a taxi or bus to a Halloween party, it’s no problem.
With the egg mask, less is more.
There’s nothing to get in the way of your vision, no risk of being unable to eat and drink at the party, and you can prepare a whole bunch of egg jokes.
Why couldn’t the paleontologist find any Dodo eggs?
Because they’re egg-stinct!
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a lizard?
An egguana!
Quick Links
- Fancy Dress’s Egg mask.
Not cracking you up? Try this teleport link for an alternative, lower protein mask option.
