There’s a new Conan film the in works. It’s going to star Jason Momoa (photo) as Conan. Yup. Him from that Stargate.
Of course, before the remake we had the original Arnold Schwarzenegger to, er, watch? Feast our eyes on? Struggle through.
Can you struggle through this? Conan the Barbarian: The Musical? Can you hear the lamentation of their women? By Crom! you can… and guess who sings.