At this point we’re sill less than halfway through the whole gallery of user submitted famous last words. The original list kept track of total votes as well as average votes. Since you can’t vote – we’ve deleted that – but the original contributor is still there.
It’s also worth noting that the original input form was just a single line – but wasn’t capped in size. Wyrdlings took to entering whole paragraphs, often fairly long dialogs. Although this annoyed some wyrdlings; these submissions did sometimes pick up a number of votes so they stayed.
|Famous Last Words:||Contributor:|
|The dragon is sleeping, right?||Lance Penzdragon|
|“Great!! Its pissing down with rain, and I had to follow YOU into a wight infested cemetery! Mother always said I should have been a Pyromancer…”||Takamatsu|
|Hummmm… ‘guess he’s dead….||settin|
|“Look! It’s a stupid, fat, ugly troll! Oh… wait… It’s just you Gimli”||AngelDeLaSoire|
|“Hmm? What’s that you say? An ancient manor where strange lights can be seen at night. I dunno, remember what happened last time we investigated a place like that. What’s that? Uncle Marsh disappeared there last night looking around! Quick lets get up there, I can’t let anything happen to family!”||Vincenzo|
|“Yes I know their army outnumbers our population! I still think we can take them.”||Vincenzo|
|“I tell that Judge exactly what I think of…”||Vincenzo|
|Quick blow out the candles. I’m sure the Vampire won’t be able to find us in the dark.||DKnightZero|
|“OH GREAT GUARDIAN OF THE TOMES, SUBMIT TO US!”||Jarik|
|To a dragon: “Can I get one of your teeth?”||Tyrael|
|DM: You see a grassy gnoll
PC: I walk on it…
|Dwarf Tunnel Fighter: I spin my runic axe around to kill the 6 goblins that got me surrounded…
GM: *rolls dice* You fall down and the gobbo’s start hacking away…
Not much later:
GM to Party: Well, anyone want a runic axe ?
|We’ll be fine. It’s not like Jason can come back to life more than once.||Iceman|
|errr. I think we needed that.||Valitania|
|If this doesn’t work nothing will..||Nairintar|
|GM:”It’s an evil alter.”
PC:”Ok, I p*ss on it…”
|Emily: What better place to rest than under the cool shade of this large, hairy tree.
Jill: That’s odd… only five branches?
|Well…… now I know not to drink the red on………………………”||jakel|
|Timothy: Stop the car, NOW! I gotta take a leak..
Travis: But, that’s a graveyard..
Timothy: Yep, and that gravestone would sure look nice with my urine on it.
|Show you my identification? No you don’t understand, this is a citizen’s arrest.||DoppleGanger|
|DM: “You come across a clear pool, at the bottom is a sparkling goblet. Yet you notice a small fish start to dissolve.”
PC: “I can swim, I’ll go get it.”
|PC (Monk) picks up a small metal globe ringed with studs out of a heavily padded box.
PC I take a close look at one of the studs.
DM They look as though they could moved with enough pressure.
PC I watch closely as I give it a bloody good push
DM The grenade blows your head off
PC As a Monk I get to roll for half damage….
|Well, that was fun…||AlmightyRaistlin|
DM:You notice a large grating in the floor
PC1: I grab the halfling, tie our rope around him, and dangle him in, what does he see?
DM:An underground Griffon Avairy
PC2(The halfing):Can I catch one?
|PC1 to Villain: “No, no, no! That’s not how you set off an explosive gem. Here, I’ll demonstrate.”
PC2[Alarmed]:”, What are you doing?”
PC1:”Relax – my fire resistance should soak this right up!”
|What do you mean the others went towards the eerie chanting?||Vincenzo|
|Hey! its a package from Research and Development! Lets open it! Ohh…BOOOOM!||HobinKobad|
|“Nope nuh-uh. Im sure that when armour boils away it doesnt turn you into an iron golem. But ask the dragon for yourself… he’s right behind you…”||Takamatsu|
15th lvl PC: I set up camp and got to sleep.
DM: you don’t keep your hawk on watch?
PC: nope. DM: well you here something outside during the night. PC1: I grab my sword and go out side to fight. DM: arrows are flying through the air and hitting you.
PC1: Oh no I’m going to die. DM: what do you mean, ther’re only kobalds? PC1: yeah but i don’t have any ranged weapons.
|Player one is a female elf druid.
P1: I moon the giant with my GIANT WHITE ASSCRACK OF JUSTICE!”
|GM: You find a button in the wall. Who’s going to push it?
Me: I’ll stand next to that little ledge over there.
PC: I’ll push it.
-GM rolls dice-
GM: You activated the trap. Roll the die to see if you can evade the flying daggers.
-rolls and parries them then GM checks which direction they went-
GM: You are now dead the daggers were parried straight at your unsuspecting back.
-points at me-
Me: Last time I try to hide from a tap with him around.
|(PC1 to PC2) Throw me your knife!||Liquid|
|What a cute little thing… Does it bites?…||settin|
|“Hmm.. I wonder where my pet snake went… Oh.. There you are boy.. How are y.. OOOOWWW!”||DJ Fireflash|
|I thought you were kidding.||Lance Penzdragon|
|“If you are good, follow me! If you are evil, go on your way!”||Takamatsu|
|Of course I ran – you saw the size of the bastard!!||Takamatsu|
|“Was it good for you too?”||nejiblack|
|Pc 1 : Quick to the horses, we got to get outa here.
Pc 1 to Pc 2 (ogre) : What do you mean you ate them last night???
|“I’m feeling rather chaotic neutral today.” – Wegin Sych||Quasadu|
|Hey, I have evasion. All I have to do is dodge it’s breath weapon and I don’t take any damage.||Akyna|
|“I’m driving a two ton truck and the raiders only have 10mm pistols? Ha-HA! Extreme carnage!”||Ibrus Voight|
|Whatya mean there’s a big white bear chasing us? I thought we were in the mountains!||Lopik|
|“She’s just a halfling! At the most she’ll stab our ankles, ha!”||Judythia BlueGill|
|DM: Your weapons are broken, your spells are exhausted and you are seriously hurt but at the end of a long battle the vampire lies before you, so heavy with wounds it can barely speak.
PC: At last. Taste “inflict critical wounds”, scumbag!
|According to this scroll, the potion will give me psychic powers but will render my vocal chords useless. Good trade off.
|Player, after PCs get into a cross-dimensional elevator:
“Ok, I press 666!”
|An unbelievably large figure, shaped like a human in full plate, approaches the great red wyrm, picks it up, and snaps its neck like a chicken.
PC: “Well hello there…”
|If horny was an aura color, you’d see that.||Winter|
|True story: Teenaged Necromancer and practioner of expiremental cookery Pyotr Van App has finished disecting the Carrion Crawler he has just killed at Zhentil Keep. Fork in hand, he approaches a new party member: “Taste this and tell me what you think.”||ChristianShea|
|So what! I am a Paladin/Sorcerer. my savings can’t fe..||Kerhin|
|GM: As you prepare to board the ship, you see the Imperial Strike Marine from earlier standing by the loading ramp.
PC1: I’ll try and read his mind as we pass by him. (rolls dice)
GM: You feel your attempt being blocked, and then you hear the marine’s voice in your mind saying “Nice try, padawan.”
PC2: We’re in big trouble.
|OUUUCCHHHHH!!!!! OW OW OW, SOMEONE HELP ME! OOH OUCH OUCH!!! OOF… UGH….GASP…||DoppleGanger|
|“What do you want, Mandalorian scum?”||Screaming_Bear|
|(from a Battletech match)
PC: Wait a minute, my machine gun ammo is stored in my center torso? If I take a critical hit to the chest I’ll go up like a roman candle.
GM: Now you know why that mech is called the Fireball.
|Don’t worry, they’re only goblins.||Saxon|
|hah!! They wouldn’t bother climbing all the way up THIS mountain just to get a bunch of scawny, underfed adventurous…||Brik|
|What’s the chance of all of us being mutants?||Vincenzo|
|How did i end up here?…||settin|
|“A creature with two baboon-heads on a reptilian body with tentacles for arms? It must be some wizard’s creation or something…”||jennonsilversteel|
|Hey! Since when did trees have eyes?||Lance Penzdragon|
|WHat the hell is a necromancer doing in a castle? Whaddya mean its his castle?||victorbot|
|Well, there’s another map we wont finish.||Nightbay|
|Opps I think I dropped the torch, just let me walk back here and get another…||Kakona|
|Don’t kill me I’m just a figmant of your imagination……AHHHHhhhhhhhh||croaker|
|DM:You see an obsidian sarcophagus in the middle of the room.
PC1: Ok, I roll into the room and kick it as hard as I can.
PC2: so what do we see?
DM:You see him pinned to the wall with his throat missing.
|We can tell if its dead by poking it…||animefreak|
|PC: We need to make an example of them!
GM: Ok, armor class 46.
|DM:…You’re both paralyzed and the gelatinous cube moves over you and digests you…
PC1: (stunned look)
PC2: Dude…we were just killed by a gelatinous cube…
|(Fighting some incredibly tough elves)
Dude, we’re level 40. Level 40 characters are once in an age characters. I really wish you’d stop making NPCs with levels approaching us since people of our skill level are so rare.
DM: The leader of the elven party laughs and says, “Ok, enough fun guys, lets finish this.” and with that all the elves skin and hair turns white and their eyes go coal black…”
|Okay tell us what’s on the other side of the Portal.||shadow thief|
|“How fast are you going”
“I don’t know. My speedometer stops at 85.”
|Gee, you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on would you?||DoppleGanger|
|True story: Gustav Sigurdson of the Clan of the Snow Leopard, Skald of the Avocado, was new in Waterdeep (“not from around here,” as we say) and was, along with fellow party members, in the process of looting a house owned by a recently-deceased Bane cultist. In walked Khelben Aronson, Lord Blacstaff High Mage of Waterdeep, hater of thieves, along with a squad of City Guard.
Gustav (stage whispering to party members): “Ixnay on the illagepay!”
|(1st level character enters an ongoing campaign) PC: I don’t want to make any mistakes, I watch the Trollslayer and do exactly what he does.||Sage_Dyssan|
|DM: It’s almost dawn.
Druid: Ok, we’ll find a place to hide and get some sleep until evening.
DM: Are you keeping watch?
Druid: Nope, my owl will wake us if anyone approaches.
(Party falls asleep.)
DM: Didn’t your owl fly around and scout for you all night? (Rolls his dice)
|“You wouldn’t dare pull the trigger…”||Benj|
|“What do you mean, ‘Talk to it?????’ The LAST monster we talked to ate half of our party!!!!!”||Amarou Kithkin|