You might well wonder why you would want to Honeymoon at Mount Doom in Mordor but there are some. At least, according to this resorts in Middle Earth guide from luxury travel specialist Kuoni.
- Private rooftop sun-deck
- Beautifully maintained Cracks of Doom
- Complimentary Wi-Fi
The dangerous Mount Doom isn’t the only Middle Earth destination Kuoni have written up. The Middle Earth holidays package also includes stays at the Lonely Mountain (reviewed by one B. Baggins), Bag End and Mirkwood Forest. According to the guide, Mirkwood is about 80 minutes away from Middle Earth International Airport and offers over 160 guest rooms.
The press release sent out by Kuoni had the following disclaimer;
Tours are subject to availability, as well as unrest caused by local Dark Lords.