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Etsy seller Four Letter Word Cards has a love section and has been noted by Buzzfeed and Huffpost in the past. That might explain the 20K+ sales but not the 5/5 star reviews the shop maintains.
What I noticed are two geeky and rude Valentine’s Day cards. Perfect!
Prepare for some NSFW language.
Our love is fucking magical
The unicorn is inkjet printed on cardstock and enhanced with glitter. I think there’s a rule about unicorns and glitter.
The card is 4.25 by 5.5 inches, comes in an A2 envelope in the colour you pick and ships in a few days. There’s even the option to customise the text.
The position of the hands is essential! I figure T-Rex could have either a tiny ‘this much’ hand measure, but this happy bite has managed to get into the infinite space shape and indicate the whole world. Phew.
The deal is the same as the unicorn; 4.25 by 5.5, a colour envelope of your choice and ships in a few days.
Four Letter Cards are based in the US and don’t offer worldwide shipping; certainly (like so many others), they won’t send to Brexit Britain.
- Rude Valentine’s Day Unicorn card
- Rude Valentine’s Day Dinosaur card
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