Well! WELL! GhoulishShoes are both now on my radar as an Etsy boutique and also filed under “I can imagine whenever…”
I may have to show you why rather than try and describe. The Hornsea, UK-based designer sells some great looking shoes, and I’ve only picked one potential here. Dinosaur shoes. Jurassic Park high heels.
They have scarily giant mosquitos trapped in amber as heels.
GhoulishShoes say that once sold, they’ll not restock these dinosaur wonders. They’re hand-painted, and if you want to find the switch off for the light-up effect, that’s readily available under the heels. The batteries are also similarly considerate and easy to change.
Sizes? 5.5-inch block heels are size 3 UK and size 5 UK, female feet sizing, left in stock.
Needless to say, these heels aren’t cheap. Shoes never are. Ancient DNA shoes are especially so, and this pair will set you back over £100. Here in the UK, Etsy’s system calculates it’ll take at least a month to reach you, and most of that time is between the order coming in and dispatch.
There are no returns.
These shoes are not suitable for running from dinosaurs, and the glowing heels may compromise your position. But, wow, will you own that party!
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