Most fantasy games have a hottie – in Dungeon Siege III it’s Anjali. By “hottie” I don’t just mean female-shaped character; I mean fire spirit capable of burning holes through her enemy. As the trailer says; “We should be grateful that she fights on our side”. If you’re up for other Dungeon Siege III character […]
Archives for May 2011
Browse the Geek Native archives from May 2011. This collection covers topics in Console, PC, and Geek Stuff.
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River Song and The Doctor timelines
Are you confused about the backwards relationship between River Song and the Doctor? They met first in a Doctor Who episode called “Silence in the Library” and were chased around by monsters in spacesuits. It was the first time the Doctor had met River Song. It was the last time River Song ever saw the […]
Heroes’ Hayden in Hoodwinked Too music video
Er, I may have be entirely unaware of Hoodwinked. Thanks to this “music video” I’m aware of Hoodwinked Too and it would be rough to deny its publicity generating success on that basis. I also think this is a good move for Hayden Panettiere. It’s an extremely safe vehicle for her to showcase her singing […]
Pokemon: The Musical
There are a lot of truths in this Pokemon live action. Actually, it’s a musical live action Pokemon. There’s a line that goes something like, “Nice try dickface, we’ll never be friends because you stole my XP!” Do you remember Gary from the series? Not so much. I recall the rough outline of the opening […]
Eat or die! Dalek cake
There may be some people out there on the internet who look for pictures of people covered in chocolate. I wonder if this counts? A Dalek covered in chocolate. Ah, okay; it’s a Dalek cake. I’m pretty sure the current batch of Daleks have a force shield that would stop chocolate from being able to […]
Sexiest Mario is an ice skater: Super Mario Bros at the ice skating world championships
Not really sure what to say about this video – except my new record for watching ice skating is 3.39 minutes of it. We have both Mario and Luigi in this video. There’s a chair too – did you know you could ice skate with a chair? Got to wonder how many in the crowd […]
Maybe the Three Musketeers remake won’t suck
I wasn’t blown away at the news there would be another Three Musketeers movie. It was beginning to feel that that Dumas’ book had spawned a series of movies that somehow fed off themselves. We’ve also already had a Three Musketeers movie that featured Tim Curry; where can you go from there? (The same movie […]
Adamant Entertainment merges with Empty Room Studios
Adamant Entertainment, the RPG publisher behind pulp title Thrilling Tales, the Mars Savage World setting and a bunch of Pathfinder books, is emerging with the art provider Empty Room Studios. There is interesting language used in the press release; Adamant is described as a “digital media company” and Empty Room Studios as an “art service […]
Swordwoman transformation
I like this video for two reasons. This is cleary a display of fantastic sword skill. The first blow cuts the bamboo so cleanly that it does not topple and the second blow comes above the first cut, hits the bamboo that’s no longer being held by the grip and still manages to slice through. […]
Game of Thrones’ rocking opening theme original and covers
I haven’t been able to watch any more of HBO’s Game of Thrones here in the UK since Geek Native’s Sky Atlantic preview review. If anyone knows a legal way to catch up in the UK, sans-Sky, do share with fellow geeks in the comments box below. I recall the opening credits well. It wasn’t […]









