I’ve made Leeds a battleground of paranormal drama. Let me explain!
Fibre Compare calculated which cities in the UK had the worst internet dead zones and had a clever formula for that. I asked to see the data, but couldn’t see any geeky trends. Yes, sometimes cities with fast internet also had high amounts of dead zones (ie, the fast internet would break), but there wasn’t anything worthy of a story.
So, I made something up!
What if we had dead zones and dead zones in the form of vampire gangs? I mean, if I were starting a new blogging business, then I would want reliable internet but no vampires.
Sorry, Leeds, I made up data, and you’ve not done well. What I didn’t make up was Fibre Compare’s Dead Zones, and you can follow that link to find real real-life geeky story rather than this urban fantasy location HQ finder.
Urban Fantasy HQ Locator
The shadows are thick and the old magic bleeds through the concrete. It's time to set up shop.
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| City | Internet Dead Zone | Chaos Magic | MegaCorp Ops | Inquisition Activity | Vampire Gangs |
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Provision Your Safehouse
Now you have a location, you must provision your new safehouse. Even the most powerful factions need supply lines. A high-wattage torch from OLIGHT is essential for spotting Inquisition patrols or Vampire Gangs in the shadows. To avoid MegaCorp's digital surveillance, a bicycle from Tredz offers a silent, off-grid escape route.
If you are pinned down in an Internet Dead Zone, you can still get vital supplies delivered by Deliveroo or 'potions' from iHerb without risking the streets, while 'research materials' from DriveThruRPG or entertainment from Zavvi can keep your mind sharp when the connection is down.
Creative Commons credit: Victorian City by Crazymman11..
