Which of the Warhammer 40K Chaos gods is in on money? Slannesh, I guess? I just haven’t seen a pile of gold roll across the battlefield before.
I ask because, wow, because these Warhammer 40K sports shirts in the American football style are as impressive as they are expensive.
If I win the lottery, after repairing the house and ordering a lifetime of pizza and brandy, I’ll buy one of these.
Space Wolves
Merchoid’s little ‘fear of missing out’ (another Chaos god trick) is trying to tell me this is one of the last shirts left. It might be right, as I don’t see many size buttons lighting up.
Dark Angels
The retailer emphasises that all these shirts are officially licensed merchandise. This particular shirt, they say, lets you join the cool kids in green. Wait, the Orks?
Ultramarines
For the Emperor… and lucky number 13? I think this is one of the only shirts you could wear to the UK Games Expo and expect to get comments for.
Blood Angels
Is this the most dangerous shirt to wear? If someone scans it, they’ll see “Angels” and leap to their own conclusions?
White Scars
Hit-and-run tactics in a White Scar sports shirt? Is it a bluff, or will the logo give away what you might be thinking?
All these expensive sports shirts are made from durable fabric and cut to be oversized. That’s the vibe.
