In Sutton, United Kingdom, are a pair of geeky women with style, ability and a thing for cakes. They’re known as Heartache Cakes; one bakes, the other decorates.
To sample their cakey ways hit up their Facebook page for their gallery or for contact details. There’s plenty on display. This teaser set contains 7 weird cakes. Weird in that they’re heads of all shapes and sizes.
Skeksis cake
The Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal – also a butterscotch cake with added buttercream for perfection.
The World’s End cake
Not a cornetto but a cake, blue goo and all, that celebrates the rather fragile alien robots from the end of the world. Oh look! A cornetto.
T-Rex cake
A safe and surprisingly tasty way to encounter the dreaded T-Rex.
Bitten by Dracula
What do you do if you encounter a poor woman who has been bitten by Dracula? You eat her head.
Temple of Doom
You’re in the Temple of Doom and they want you to eat monkey brains? Bad? Hopefully the monkey brains turn out to be cake.
Beast Cake
This uncharming fellow is in an album caleld “Feed The Beast: Eat Your Heart Out”. My tip? Eat him before he gets the chance.
Cthulhu cake
The thoughts of this cake are beyond our understanding. To look into the eyes of this cake is to surrender to the soulless sleep.
GeekNative OMG SKEKSIS!! LOVE The Dark Crystal!!! one of my all time favourite films :D – R
Rozie here from Heartache Cakes! This is a great post, we do make a lot of head cakes.. ;)
As i’m all about credit where it is due; the Feed the Beast Album is from a fantastic event where we, and other amazing cake companies, put together a cake shop of monstrous delights for Kraken rum :) the ‘Beast’ cake you have shown is actually made by Cave Revolution. Stunning isn’t it?! (https://www.facebook.com/cakerevolutionlondon?fref=ts)
Thanks for the kind words and yes those monkey brains are all cake, no animals were harmed in the making of these cakes!
Rozie.
Rozie here from Heartache Cakes! This is a great post, we do make a lot of head cakes.. ;)
As i’m all about credit where it is due; the Feed the Beast Album is from a fantastic event where we, and other amazing cake companies, put together a cake shop of monstrous delights for Kraken rum :) the ‘Beast’ cake you have shown is actually made by Cake Revolution. Stunning isn’t it?! (https://www.facebook.com/cakerevolutionlondon?fref=ts)
Thanks for the kind words and yes those monkey brains are all cake, no animals were harmed in the making of these cakes!
Rozie.
@GoHalvesOnGames Always chat of a sequel too…