It’s worth reading the full intro to the 83rd Doctor but here’s the vigentte and then a snippet of the witty intro.
The 83rd Doctor was played by renowned sitcom actor Derek Deadman. He appeared in seasons 340-343 of the long-running British SF series, “Doctor Who”, which aired between the years 2336 and 2339 on BBC 1.
He was accompanied by his stunning blonde sidekick Millicent.
Under the auspices of a radical new Producer, Geoff Cambridge-Smythe (who was more used to producing light entertainment programs as opposed to SF drama), the show took a distinct turn for the worse, causing many fans to declare that the series was “not as good as it had been in the past” and “ruined forever”.
This troubled era caused many Whovians to rename the series “Doctor Hasn’t A Clue”.
Equipped (as usual) with his trusty Sonic Hammer (TM), the Doctor was an engaging figure, but alas, almost totally useless and utterly incompetent.
This incarnation of the Doctor would often fail to spot things which were right in front of his eyes and during his four years in the role he completely failed to thwart any alien invasions whatsoever.