The best possible gift for your stressed DM?

Imagine being able to take a cursed dice and squish the very life from it with your fist.

[NEED!]

You don’t get one dice with this Think Geek purchase; you get 7. One purchase unlocks the foamy d4, d6, d8, d10, d12 and the d20. This means you get to squish each of your enemies and then throw them against the wall. Stomp on them too? Sure! DO IT!

The geek monkeys say these dice, around 2″ in size, aren’t suitable for those under the age of 3. They actively encourage you to throw them at evil, cackling, DMs. Seems fair.