6 warning signs that my dice are chaotic evil

[I should have this t-shirt]

Do you sometimes wonder if your dice are trying to kill you?

There are 6 symptoms of chaotic evil dice.

1. Your dice seem to disobey the law of probability
2. Your dice like to roll critical fumbles for you
3. Your dice like to roll critical hits on you
4. Your dice seem to time their freak rolls for maximum chaos
5. No one else in your gaming group will use your dice
6. The cat won’t even steal these dice

If you’re familiar with any more warning signs then please let us know in the comments below.

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