Hey, evil GM – here’s how to feed your players monkey brains

One look at this novelty bowl based on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and I knew it was ideal for evil GMs.

As an Evil GM you are responsible for being host and for setting the mood. This can be a conflict. You want to be a good host but you might want a mood with more weird, concern or eew for your game. These monkey head dishes are just ideal. They let you, dear Evil GM, do both at once. You can serve tasty treats like jelly and yet freak out your players.

Alternatively, imagine using a monkey head dish to hide your dice of doom. When it’s an important roll you walk over to the cabinet on the side of the room, produce the monkey head (lid closed) and request that the player-in-trouble select a deadly die from within and roll.

Where do you get this? Via Firebox for about £35.