Nintendo NES controller bra will be clean!

Etsy merchant SceeneShoes will have a success on their hands with this Nintendo branded item. See; I’ve gone and said “hands” already.

It’s a Nintendo NES controller bra. I’m sure I dreamt about such a thing as a young teenager! Now, an interesting note appears on the seller page for this bra. It says;

When you receive your bra, it will still have tags, so you will know that it is NEW and CLEAN!

We’re also invited to place an order for a custom bra. Hmm. I’ll have to think about that. What would you order? An Eye of Sauron bra? No, wait, too many boobs. Um. What about a Portal 2 Sphere bra?